Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 07, 2021

Should have stayed home, Rodney!

The Fink gave Rodney the wedgie of all wedgies before the army left for the battlefield.

Bloody awful. All right next stand in. You, Wallace, with funny red hair. Let’s see what you got.

I thought he got hit between the legs. Let’s go with laryngitis.

“Okay …” he says in barely audible voice, “Plan B: A sneak attack – stealth mode.”

Laryngitis? Oh suure. Suure.

On the plus side, the mouse army charged…..

He did yell.

“Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot…”

The Jellyfish in yesterday’s strip had more backbone.

All it needs is a little grease…

Go find Pvt. Wilhelm, stat!

I wonder if it is proper, or even possible, to rent/engage a battle crier?

Maybe he should stop yelling so much.

How convenient!

Sounds more like he has asthma.

Sic transit gloria mundi!

There are codpieces and apparently there are armored codpieces as well.

Quick – while they’re rolling on the ground laughing – charge!

So…the speech balloons are always hiding beautiful views of the sky?! Looks like comic strip characters talk too much!

Then a thousand mice gathered at the scene….

Send in the pinch hitter.

laryngitis today, jellyfish sting yesterday-he’s not having a good week.

Let us sing the song of our hero, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVaLwpw6Alk