Wonderful day, hopping away. Knock on my door, even the score with your smile. Lovely to see you again my friend. Hop along with me to the next bend. Tell us what you’ve seen, in far away forgotten ponds, where tadpoles have turned into frogs.
While it might sound like a laughable term, what’s being dubbed as avocado hand is a very real injury from improperly cutting the fruit. … When you “stab” the pit to remove it while holding the avocado in the palm of your hand, you may slip and hit the palm of your hand.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
I’ll have a hass … make that tres …!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wonderful day, hopping away. Knock on my door, even the score with your smile. Lovely to see you again my friend. Hop along with me to the next bend. Tell us what you’ve seen, in far away forgotten ponds, where tadpoles have turned into frogs.
—Froggy Blues ; Lovely to See You
Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Lake Wobegon effect, disproven.
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
Juggling ain’t gonna cure it. Care for some guacamole?
6turtle9 almost 3 years ago
I hear stainless steel soap is good for removing pungent things. On the other hand, someone once said, free your lame-ass and your woe will be gone.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Guac Salad is good with pickle surveillance.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Don’t worry pig, plenty to go around if you wanted a fresh green hard avocado. Beats the mushy ones.
El-Kabong almost 3 years ago
It sucks. No good lucks. Lots of lux. Food for bucks.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Lessee. You’re miserable.
Okay. I get it.
So what? (Expressing heap-big Lack of Empathy.)
Juggling avocados probably won’t help, but it might be marginally more fun to watch….
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…sounds like someone that doesn’t have a social media account…
…have you been banned for spam?…
…flagged for saying a hurtful remark…
…instigated an insurrection?…
…lame…
…sure, the world doesn’t seem to care…
…most of it doesn’t…
…the international brotherhood of avocado jugglers union , local # 692 does care…
…call, 555, 6789…
…ask for Terry…
…tell ’em the Frog sent you…
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Why has ‘woebegone’ never been a anti-depressant brand name?
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Why did the man put an avocado in The Frog Applause comic strip?
More guac in the frog taco.
descabro almost 3 years ago
He’s no juggler; he’d only make guacamole of them.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
Lets go to them girls at the frog hop.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
…as I juggled my 6 avocados, I missed one and it knocked me out cold! That PIT is lethal to ones health….
The Old Wolf almost 3 years ago
I hope nothing awful really happened in Froglandia. :’(
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
What is avocado hand?
While it might sound like a laughable term, what’s being dubbed as avocado hand is a very real injury from improperly cutting the fruit. … When you “stab” the pit to remove it while holding the avocado in the palm of your hand, you may slip and hit the palm of your hand.
Mad-ge Dish Soap almost 3 years ago
The tidy green guy, did acknowledge his misery. CHEER UP PIG. Future hold the key to misery…
3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…would you like some avocados?…
…juggling them might make you feel better…
…is the Froglandia equivalent of a grocery cashier telling you to smile and have a nice day…
…98% of the time it is meaningless small talk…
…1% of the time it is the exact thing you need to cheer you up…
…1% of the time you want to choke the lame S.O.B. because thenew Frog Applause wasn’t published today and your dog took it out on you…
…should that sad 1% stop you from wishing 98% of the others a lame compliment?…
…I mean…
…1% !…
…it’s a mind freeze as sure as wolfing down that rainbow popsicle too fast…
…if you don’t care if you damage the 1%, than what percentage do you care?…
…2%?…
…10%…60&?…
…if you don’t forgive the person you love most…
…can you really forgive anyone?…
…this is called, ’hitting your head against the wall for no obvious reason than to hit your head against the wall…
…I am quite good at it…
…perhaps I should have a avocado…