Monty by Jim Meddick for July 02, 2021

“And NO SMOKING!”

…. in our parking lot !!

On tonight’s news: a local bomb squad truck just blew up while disposing of illegal fireworks. It injured dozens including firefighters and an ATF agent.

Monty’s an idiot!

I don’t think I’d transport them in the trunk.

This is leading to an explosive finale, isn’t it?

Local lakeside town had yearly fireworks display from a barge in the lake. Barge exploded unexpectedly two years in a row. Luckily the fireworks experts were saved by diving into the lake. By all accounts the show was short but spectacular.

And you might want to skip driving through Minneapolis!!

Two “ums” in one panel!

The 2nd SS Panzer was a very tough Armored Division having fought on both the Eastern and Western Fronts in WWII. Those must be some very mean fireworks. Do watch those bumps….

Big Badda BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! :)

This stuff must be explosives 1.1

Investigated and incident where a person from a neighboring state, where you couldn’t legally buy fireworks, crammed the trunk of his car so full of them that he shorted out wiring in the trunk and set the pyrotechnics on fire. Literally melted the back half of the vehicle.

Monty will survive.

Not so sure about faux Soldier-Boy.

Of course it’s not safe. What fun would that be?