Probably someone upset about the school’s choice of textbook. The perp’s preferred option will coincidentally be offered for sale very, very soon. And at an exorbitant price for immediate delivery.
If you’re talking about Texas’ old history textbooks that refer to enslaved black people as performing “chores” for white land owners, they’re in the trash- where they deserve to be.
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
That’s just an educated guess.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Probably someone upset about the school’s choice of textbook. The perp’s preferred option will coincidentally be offered for sale very, very soon. And at an exorbitant price for immediate delivery.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
But a nice set of puns being thrown at that hapless Principal.
rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Love the way Ralph got into the act.
lv2sew almost 3 years ago
Groaner O’ the Day
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
That’s just a pipe dream.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Love Ralph in the Sherlock getup! LOL
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Hook ‘em & Book ‘em Danno …!
timinwsac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hopefully Trout doesn’t read this strip today.
dcandmx almost 3 years ago
Ms Watson, Grade 1 teacher….
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
He ate the crayons and finger paints. He is a colorful character.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
It’s time to hire Scott Linyard.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Novels are easier to fence.
AndromedaMike almost 3 years ago
Ralph steals the best line again.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
It was the new “woke” school board getting ready to replace the text books with the new “correct” ones.
Jody H. Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If you’re talking about Texas’ old history textbooks that refer to enslaved black people as performing “chores” for white land owners, they’re in the trash- where they deserve to be.
Guess05 almost 3 years ago
Love Ralph all the time.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Probably that woman from the Betty comic who just took off with a whole cart of books from a “free library” on the corner.