Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for June 22, 2021

It’s so you don’t suffocate when you pick your nose.

Dad is pointing his finger at the bullseye on the boy’s chest. It looks like he’s threatening to shoot him.

G-d gave me two ears and only one mouth… so that I could listen twice as much as I talk…

“Also, you were born with two so that you would have two later on.”

Q: Why do gorillas have such large nostrils? A: big fingers.

I laugh at this one every time.I really think this is the best comic!

Best cartoon of the day! (By a nose.)

Bilateral symmetry.

The bouggie man.

So that if one gets stopped up, you can still breath with the other one…

Good one!

There is no harm in picking your nose as long as you do it in the privacy of your own. Oh, and be careful where you flick those boogers.

You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose!

So you won’t look like one of those melonheads in “The Family Circus”.

♩double your pleasure, double your fun…

Dad joke alert!