Don’t invest in Enron.
And stay off the Hindenburg as well.
Not to mention, remove yourself from the vicinity of King Harold at Hastings in 1066!
Ummmm…..that ship has sailed!!!
the titanic still exist, just 12000 feet under water.
Take a pass on Madoff.
A little less stale…“Don’t visit Jonestown, Guyana.”
The fortune cookie manufacturers should use only timeless messages, like “Your warranty is about to expire.”
Hmmm…..might also avoid the space shuttle “Challenger”
Gives me a sinking feeling.
“Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
It came over on that slow boat from China.
Fang must have the magic beer glass today. Now you see it, now you don’t. burp. :)
Stale ? How could you tell ? (Actually I’m one of those wierdos who likes the taste of fortune cookies, but I still think they might outlast fruitcake and Twinkies)..
A little late but DEFINITELY good advice……
If you’ve seen “Avenue 5” on HBO, it’s still good advice.
Now that is an old batch of fortune cookies.
March 06, 2015
June 08, 2017
June 25, 2017
July 23, 2017
July 22, 2017
July 29, 2017
July 30, 2017
August 13, 2017
August 31, 2017
October 24, 2017
October 31, 2017
November 01, 2017
November 08, 2017
November 09, 2017
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November 30, 2017
December 01, 2017
December 04, 2017
August 17, 2021
sirbadger almost 3 years ago
Don’t invest in Enron.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And stay off the Hindenburg as well.
Sanspareil almost 3 years ago
Not to mention, remove yourself from the vicinity of King Harold at Hastings in 1066!
Knightman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ummmm…..that ship has sailed!!!
kunddog almost 3 years ago
the titanic still exist, just 12000 feet under water.
cosman almost 3 years ago
Take a pass on Madoff.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
A little less stale…“Don’t visit Jonestown, Guyana.”
prrdh almost 3 years ago
The fortune cookie manufacturers should use only timeless messages, like “Your warranty is about to expire.”
assrdood almost 3 years ago
Hmmm…..might also avoid the space shuttle “Challenger”
the lost wizard almost 3 years ago
Gives me a sinking feeling.
PO' DAWG almost 3 years ago
“Epstein didn’t kill himself.”
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
It came over on that slow boat from China.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Fang must have the magic beer glass today. Now you see it, now you don’t. burp. :)
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
Stale ? How could you tell ? (Actually I’m one of those wierdos who likes the taste of fortune cookies, but I still think they might outlast fruitcake and Twinkies)..
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
A little late but DEFINITELY good advice……
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
If you’ve seen “Avenue 5” on HBO, it’s still good advice.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
Now that is an old batch of fortune cookies.