Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 17, 2021

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    Little Caesar  almost 3 years ago

    “With a nose like that, he don’t need no bamboo….” – Horace Peterkin

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    That IS the $64,000 question, isn’t it? I vote for she climbs down, cause if he climbs up he is going to run out of space for his sniffer.

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    blunebottle  almost 3 years ago

    Girl, think about this for a minute- how many lies did he tell to get a honker that long?

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t you believes him! He a big liar.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    I see a pole dance in the near future.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    She could slide down.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    “Are you a real boy?”

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    khmo  almost 3 years ago

    Slide down – fun and fun

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    rev.ken.sellers  almost 3 years ago

    I guess making out is out of the question? I guess they are pandemic good as well.

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    gmu328  almost 3 years ago

    Pinocchio has been bad … perhaps Rapunzel likes bad boys …

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    DM2860  almost 3 years ago

    Climb down and Be Free!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    How about I slide down on that lying nose of yours?

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    uniquename  almost 3 years ago

    Kind of a hairy question for her.

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    The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Will their children have long nose hair?

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    backyardcowboy  almost 3 years ago

    He’s made of “naughty” pine. She’ll get splinters.

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    davidlwashburn  almost 3 years ago

    Slide down. Right into his face. She’s free but he needs surgery.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    What’s he been telling her?

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      almost 3 years ago

    He’s not to be trusted.

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    levekk  almost 3 years ago

    She shouldn’t believe him; he"s clearly lying.

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    Silverspring18608  almost 3 years ago

    She could get a splinter..

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What a conundrum.

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