Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for May 17, 2021

And not even a broken toe…

She’ll make a great wrestler when she grows up. Or an attorney.

Exactly what kind of car is he driving that is so small and light that Alice can knock it over?

Alice should be careful what she kicks in those bare feet……toes break easily.

The car must be like that red Messerschmidt I saw Mike Wolfe buy on that show “The Pickers” ….. Or perhaps it is one of those Yugo’s from the ’80s though I doubt if any are still running.

Alice should be on soccer field

That Alice is one powerful little girl.

Sign that girl up for the martial arts olympics.

Soccer. The Beautiful Game.

Made of recycled cardboard and pedal-powered, it’s the green answer to electric cars…

I’m thinking that car of Dad’s is just a few inches above the evolution of the Lil’ Tykes cars…

Stop picking on the Honda-Tonka-Cuisinart, Alice! It’s a beautiful and economical little car, and Peter Otterloop loves it!

I envy him, ’cause I am forced to drive a comparatively huge Mini Cooper….

Again?

Yes, Alice. We notice you can do eonders with a iron cast feet. Help me turn my car back over.