Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 29, 2021

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    That’s why I don’t use Twitter.

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    sevaar777  almost 3 years ago

    Gets the irate wormy guy…

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    5:30 every morning, fortunately I am an early riser. I thought with our tree dying it would no longer attract the birds. I was wrong… they seem to like the insects inside the hollows of the tree.

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    From the look on the guy’s face, bird’s gonna have a short career.

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    Ubintold  almost 3 years ago

    Always at daybreak. 10:00 AM would be nicer.

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    dflak  almost 3 years ago

    They do start early, BEFORE sunrise which at this time of year is quite early.

    I’ve gotten to the point where I can identify the bird songs of about a dozen different kinds of birds.

    Finches, like cicadas, are about the size of a fat thumb, but they can make a noise well out of proportion to their size.

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    amaneaux  almost 3 years ago

    . . . soon to be the late bird.

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    Ontman  almost 3 years ago

    3:30 am. It’s better than an alarm clock.

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    Nyckname  almost 3 years ago

    “Allow me to sing you the song of my people.”

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    Michael G.  almost 3 years ago

    Of golden bill …

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    zippykatz  almost 3 years ago

    Our robins start in around 3:30am, long before sunrise. I actually love hearing them.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Mourning doves are ok.

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    sandflea  almost 3 years ago

    I’d much rather have the birds wake me than the neighbor’s yappy dog.

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    Old Man River  almost 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, my neighborhood doesn’t have singing birds. The gunfire keeps scaring them away.

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    Ace 66  almost 3 years ago

    I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still. When suddenly a tiny bird, Perch on my window sill. He sang a song so lovely, So carefree and so gay. That slowly all my troubles, Began to slip away. He sang of far off places, Of laughter and of fun. It seemed his very trilling, Brought up the morning sun. I stirred beneath the covers, Crept slowly out of bed. And gently lowered the window, And and crushed it’s little skull. The end signed Little Johnny

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