Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 10, 2021

And taste sooo good.

I’ll take care of that rasher on your back.

You’ll be bringing home the bacon to a lot of fans!!

How about smoking

After all, he always has been somewhat of a Ham.

In the meantime a nice long salt bath may help.

One day you’ll be the slice, er spice of life…..

Drummer: Ba Dum Tsssh!

Pig: What was that?

Doctor: Oh, that guy just follows me around. I, uh, I do a lot of shtick…

BACON!!!

Put on this smoking jacket and step into my locked smoking room.

Awww, poor piggy. Lol.

Just reminded me of a Neil Diamond song.

I’m sorry Mrs. Pigg, your husband didn’t make it. But his ham is well cured.

If I were you, I wouldn’t eat him if he dies afore he’s cured.

Doctor: By the way, did you bring the tomato and lettuce like I asked?

The product of a clever mind!! Your cels take about 10 seconds and then I burst out laughing. Thanks!!

“Not to worry, Virginia

“I’m sorry the wing graft didn’t take, but frankly a lot of people are relieved!”

He got a job as curator at the local museum.

Glad to know he wasn’t an incurable case.

That commercial in which two pigs dressed like humans are seated in a restaurant and one orders the ham. Says once in a while he likes to partake in a fallen friend. Was that a commercial for pork or ham?

In my prosciutto, I mean professional opinion…

And, for a change, have good taste.

And taste good too. ;p