Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 28, 2021

Fit as a fiddle.

They need a saxophone in there. Then they could sax and violins.

When they’ve reached their goal, they take a bow.

You know they’re just stringing you along.

They’re not working out. They’re just fiddling around.

Well, that certainly resonates for me!

wait, I didn’t know there was such a thing as a strong note from an instrument.

She has got a big ol bass on her.

“You think they’re fit? What do you base that on?”

“Cello there. You’ll do well here, you’ve got pluck”

I think they need to bulk up.

I’m going to send you up to the fiddler. On the roof.

Reminds me of Kayo Stradivarius

Violin Grande – Tommy Smothers.

You’re big boned. You’ll never look like them no matter how hard you try. But, I’ll still be glad to take your money.

Can’t go home. They’re cracking down on violins in the street.

Violin bridges keep their strings tight. That’s why the tune up before they play.

But they’re just fiddling their lives away.

Hey bass you have big bones. Embrace it.

Don’t worry Bass when they get older they will have a big bassoon also

Funny, they’re wanting to grow up to be well toned like YOU!