Then throw him back.
A bell-bottom thong? I hope it hides his clapper!
Complete with Morris bells… riding a bit high?
Thong wearing should be illegal in bars. Unless they’re pool adjacent.
That dangly thing isn’t a bell.
https://youtu.be/XXhsqsh1uX0
Chuck Berry’s “My Ding -A-Ling”
Ah, Howard, with that bell bottom thong you might want to consider a little manscaping.
Trying to picture… no, never mind
Do your boys hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
HOWARD! … is it tie dyed, or paisley?
The THONG, the THONG …!
But it doesn’t fit, as Howard doesn’t have a ῼ Ѡ
Throw it back. Throw it back. Way back.
Okay for the first time ever I’m curious to know what that looks like.
Ball-bottom?
Howard’s flair for thongs has sunk to a new low.
May 24, 2014
blunebottle about 3 years ago
Then throw him back.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
A bell-bottom thong? I hope it hides his clapper!
gammaguy about 3 years ago
Complete with Morris bells… riding a bit high?
FassEddie about 3 years ago
Thong wearing should be illegal in bars. Unless they’re pool adjacent.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 3 years ago
That dangly thing isn’t a bell.
Nyckname about 3 years ago
https://youtu.be/XXhsqsh1uX0
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Chuck Berry’s “My Ding -A-Ling”
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Ah, Howard, with that bell bottom thong you might want to consider a little manscaping.
KEA about 3 years ago
Trying to picture… no, never mind
Plods with ...™ about 3 years ago
Do your boys hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ’em in a knot?
Can you tie ’em in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your boys hang low?
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
HOWARD! … is it tie dyed, or paisley?
The THONG, the THONG …!
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
But it doesn’t fit, as Howard doesn’t have a ῼ Ѡ
bobw2012 about 3 years ago
Throw it back. Throw it back. Way back.
byamrcn about 3 years ago
Okay for the first time ever I’m curious to know what that looks like.
tinstar about 3 years ago
Ball-bottom?
Saddenedby Premium Member about 3 years ago
Howard’s flair for thongs has sunk to a new low.