Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 12, 2021

Just give the rat a mini – jeep!

That’s funny!!

You were outbid by a rat who offered a penny more than what you offered, and he’s got big plans for that penny.

You know he’s just going to move it, again.

Sorry it’s a hundred bucks to cover the fake graduation photo set. Education is VERY expensive as you should know when you paid me off to get into this dump.

Ah, a rare talking rat! And he smart too.

From this position, the rat can see the whole maze and possibly determine the correct path before he starts going through it.

He’s been living to close to the Unseen University….

A smart maze lab rat.

Especially since there’s no solution to the maze – it’s completely blocked off from the entrance

SOLD, I need the money.

The management style my company introduced, about 2008, when you were close to understanding they would move your cheese.

“Make it sixty and you’ve got yourself a deal!”

LOL!

The rat is smarter than the maze maker. For a rat, there’s always another way around an obstacle.

Well, you just a-maze me! NO! So get going….on your Mark, get set, (((((((((GO! )))))))))

“Mice are merely the protrusion into our dimension of hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who, unbeknownst to the human race, are the most intelligent species on the planet Earth.” They are clearly studying the wizard as he runs thru their maze.

Trying to learn if talking rats are indeed smarter than regular ones.

Someday in the future, that will be called “Management by Objective.”

Shrink the wizard, and make him go through the maze.

Lazy rat!

You don’t have to do that if you own cheese.

How the GOP Leadershit comes to recognize the wants of their wealthy/corporate constituents.

Smart rat…..

Someday a rat will learn the right-hand rule of maze solving.