B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 05, 2021

Odd name for a dog.

If you let your dog lick your face, just think about what else he has licked.

Just had to pick up a tennis ball that a dog had slobbered over for half an hour. Ewwwwww!

Portable handi-wipes…..on legs!

I used to always just use my socks, but now I’ve gone to the shorty socks in that doesn’t work very well.

If I didn’t get any napkins at a nicer restaurant I would do that conspicuously to shame them. I still gave them a nice tip for the embarrassment. I’m not that big of a prick…… I hope

His “sanitizer” can also be used to clean his plate afterward.

And that boys and girls, is why cutlery was invented….

Next time you should specify how you want him to wash his hands!

um, eww… have you seen where that tongue has been?

So the dog’s name is Sanitizer?

He’s got the problem licked! :D

Good question. Can dog slobber kill COVID?

Sanitizer makes them clean as can be.

Okay, I know it’s gross, I get it. But, I feel more for the poor wolf. I mean really, I suspect I know where those hands have been and what they did there. …ugh!

This must be some new definition of hand sanitizer

Fat Broad certainly speaks her mind!

as long as he doesn’t touch anything that is yours let him ingest the dogs germs; will serve him right so he doesn’t do it again.

I can’t tell—is Jane pleased about this new development?

A handful of dirt would’ve helped dry his hands just a quickly…

This was well before restaurants banned pets (except for service animals) from the premises.

And Wolfie says, “Hey I rolled in that earlier”.

Yup, pee-poop du jour.

Dogs, so many uses! More than companions!

Now there worse than before

Looks like Jane may have just lost her appetite.

Could be worse… Could be Anteater with mouth full of ants.