Clay Jones for March 18, 2021

Video provided by Fox Business (doctoring the “news” is just one of their services).

(snort).

Amusin’ it’s not,

so many folks without thought

they feel insightful,

thinking fox-news delightful,

but that process scares me a LOT!

And about time too.

Tucker Carlson warming up.

Fox News is now selling the message bumper sticker. Make that the entire tailgate or trunk lid sticker.

Oh yeah, you nailed it Clay!

Uh huh, but will they inveigh against the sex-addicted (his own admission)white supremacist racist crazy who killed all those Asian women? The Jack-in-the-box hysterical alarmist will perhaps be more muted speculating on that.

The yellow mug is the new sippy cup.

I love the dog’s expression.

That must be Tucker gearing up for 2024.

Exactly what they are pushing, a crisis that doesn’t exist. What are they trying to hide?

Sounds like an hour of FTucker.

My Trumpster friend says 30,000 Mexicans a month are crossing the border. I asked him who counted them. No answer.At this rate, Mexico gonna soon run out of Mexicans.

Things are going back to normal, then. How can OANN and Newsmax top this?

Stop the steal? Yeah, rump was trying to steal the election! DUH! HOW Could these brainless twits believe in the most outrageous crap and lies? Where the hell are their brains? I guess they missed it when they handed out common sense ! It’s just another reason to commit acts of violence, revolt, and make fools of themselves! DON’T THEY REALIZE THEY’VE BEEN HAD????

“Swipe your nose like a credit card”

That ain’t no Dr. Seuss – Cardi B.

Awesome, Clay!! The only problem is that you are going to be pushing the limits of possibility to come up with a better one!

That’s FAR too Subtle to be a real FAUX Noise story…

Fell off the chair laughing, thank you, Clay.

Who knew? Thanks, Mr. Murdoch and friends!

I got bingo.

I hope that the alleged fire doesn’t spread as my abode is less than a mile from the Mark Hatfield Federal Courthouse.

Candy is dandy, but FOX is quicker. (Apologies to Ogden Nash)

Pretty much Fox, accept there should three commercials.

We’re just replacing the more than 530,000+ that tRump killed.

This must be “Which show host can have an aneurism on live TV week” at Faux.

That’s why Fox News admits that it is an entertainment channel – not a journalistic channel…

And that only covers a small part of the self-induced MAGA insanity.

Some humans could be a fun lot if they weren’t so damned stupid

Ahh, Wednesday night’s headline.

Missing the good old days, where they only be going on about the hippie-yippie pinko-commie imperialist-fascist running-dogs-of-war, and their minions and ilk and so on!

The only thing the right wing has is lies and the people who are stupid enough to believe them.

Hey no one said there was any Trannies, no need to exaggerate.

Mah gun….where’s mah gun?!

Clay, nice job trying to capture all the insanity going on out there ♥ I’m thinking you ran out of space before you could recite the entire litany; tomorrow’s another day. :-)

Good one, Clay.