Terrible salesman. He should be fired. Any clothing salesman should be there to tailor to the needs of the customer, not make putdowns. I and the professor has a lot in common and I look great in a jacket that encompases my physique. Two of my favorite jackets were sold by a good salesman who recognized my need and provided for me, not his jollies.
This reminds of the time I walked into a barbershop and was seated. The barber said “what can I do for you, Sir?” I said I need a haircut that will make me look like George Clooney." He said “Sir we perform sartorial duties not miracles!”
dadthedawg about 3 years ago
Do you have a…..fun-house mirror?
Superfrog about 3 years ago
Fat chance.
wiatr about 3 years ago
Talk about miracle fabrics…
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
How about reinforced Spandex?
Diat60 about 3 years ago
If you find one, let me know.
BearsDown Premium Member about 3 years ago
Stealth technology. You can’t even see the plane sitting on the runway.
preacherman about 3 years ago
Terrible salesman. He should be fired. Any clothing salesman should be there to tailor to the needs of the customer, not make putdowns. I and the professor has a lot in common and I look great in a jacket that encompases my physique. Two of my favorite jackets were sold by a good salesman who recognized my need and provided for me, not his jollies.
KEA about 3 years ago
Law suit? …at least it would make his wallet slimmer
rshive about 3 years ago
This is a clothing store, Cosmo. Tents are sold elsewhere.
joefearsnothing about 3 years ago
This reminds of the time I walked into a barbershop and was seated. The barber said “what can I do for you, Sir?” I said I need a haircut that will make me look like George Clooney." He said “Sir we perform sartorial duties not miracles!”
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
Try the ‘Push Back’ Diet. Worked for me.
oakie817 about 3 years ago
nicely played
TennesseeFran about 3 years ago
Let’s see… try extra wide shoulders, a loose, sloppy cut, a tie that’s about 4 inches too long, baggy pants …. nah. That doesn’t work.
Lightpainter Premium Member about 3 years ago
He isn’t fat, he is “ height challenged”.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Special mirror
JesseLouisMartinez about 3 years ago
Have you called Jenny yet?
Chris Sherlock about 3 years ago
Cosmo’s in good shape…if you consider round a shape.
Ray Helvy Premium Member about 3 years ago
(rimshot) Yes, folks, Groucho Marx lives on!