Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 11, 2021

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    eromlig  about 3 years ago

    Ahh…budget cuts at Evil, Inc…

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    jpsomebody  about 3 years ago

    Look behind the house, they’re alley-gators.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 3 years ago

    It’s what you get for booking

    with “Lairs, Lairs, Pants On Fair” …!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Bad YELP review coming!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago

    It just goes to show you: If you want something done right, do it yourself.

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    Kaputnik  about 3 years ago

    Stop whining and do as much evil as you can with what you’ve got.

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    jim.fulton Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Nice shoutout; rarely do you get to think of two different Jaws at the same time

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    What about staff? There are supposed to be hundreds of guys with helmets walking around so the good guys can steal their uniforms and deposit their paychecks.

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    formathe  about 3 years ago

    When Groupon meets airBnB.

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    theincrediblebulk  about 3 years ago

    All I really want is the frickin lasers. How can i kill the hero if I can’t lock him in a room with a bunch of dolphins shooting freaking lasers at him?

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    zeexenon  about 3 years ago

    But boss, our committee agreed those would take your other eye regardless of the old adage, come into my lair said the spider to the fly.

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Next time be a little more specific in your request.

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    PuppyPapa  about 3 years ago

    That creature has stolen the space modulator!

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    Julian Himber  about 3 years ago

    Damn Right. If he wanted a space modulator he should have gone thru Marvin

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    Nobody_Important  about 3 years ago

    Next time try renting from Dr. Doofenshmirtz. Thanks to his ex-wife’s money, his place have everything!

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