F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 01, 2021

“Can you play the piano?” “I don’t know; I never tried.”

Maybe he should flying.

How the heck do you cook a saxophone?

Just like everyone’s first child.

Anyone literate can read a recipe in a cook book.

My brother use to play a smokin’ sax!

As my mother always said, “Any fool can cook. It’s only organic chemistry.”

I thank my mother and grandmother for the cooking lessons. I thank them even more that saxophones were never seen or heard in our home.

Where the heck would you get a spatula that small??

What I really need is a set of drums!

I’ve seen both of these idea gone wrong. However, it is a lot easier to quickly develop a likeable product with cooking than sax. I once dated a woman who would climb into a tree to play the saxophone; her pancakes were better. :)

There are people like that. My friend teaches a graduate level course in advanced Plasma Physics. A woman with no background in science took the course thinking, as she told him when he questioned her, that she was smart so she should be able to reason it out. She didn’t get even one exam question right the entire semester.

So THAT’s how Quarterflash got started!

Props to the first person to play a sax. I’ve got to assume it was the same person who made the first sax. That’s talent right thar’.