Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 04, 2021

poor Marcus

Funny he said that; I was just printing this out so I could cut him out and stick him on one of my family photos. Odd coincidence, I’m sure.

You’ll get there on your own Alice.

You mean Marcus didn’t actually cross the Delaware with Washington or help raise the flag on Iwo Jiwa? I’m devastated.

I see now why Marcus’ forehead is shaped like it is…

we had very little storage space when i was growing up so my mom put a lot of our things in the old coal storage room i the basement. unfortunately it flooded and we lost all of our school days mementos for kindergarten to my senior year in high school.

Alice its ok you’re a self starter

The instantaneous first thought was that Marcus must have an older brother. It’s a shame that that’s apparently not the case. It might have taken some of the pressure off both of them.

Well, actually, there’s no pressure on the older brother since there isn’t one, but you know what I mean.

Alice rather fancies being worshipped.

So Marcus was one of the first internet memes!

Marcus must be the first kid in his family

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Marcus wuz here!

It’s alright Alice, no one will worship you as much as you would, anyway.

Alice, that’s because Madeline has not yet converted to Marcusism. When she does, she will do things like that, but not necessarily with your image, alas!

Alice would appreciate a cult, and could work it. By now she’s probably got a huge TikTok following and posts videos of herself under a name she chose herself.

And thank goodness for that.