Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 28, 2021

Dam Savis

As far as we know, Mars is completely occupied by robots. We don’t know for sure that there aren’t animals there that are adapted to handle living on Mars and aren’t intelligent like we are.

I knew that about Einstein.

May the Lord be with you.

Taking a look at at the jerboas makes me wonder. Is that what T-rex evolved into.

The presidency of Israel is basically a ceremonial figurehead role with very little power.

so if jerboas don’t drink water, what do they drink? fruit juice?

No wonder he had one of the greatest minds Of all times, immense respect to one great and true Jew.

Well, we can’t prove there aren’t other planets in our galaxy occupied entirely by robots. It’s unlikely, though.

The Mars one is not entirely true. There is a non-functioning one on Venus.

I wonder if it was a lamprey eel.

We seem to be reminded of the Einstein/Israel thing frequently of late.

Take care, may Eniwetok atoll fisherman Edward “Eyeballs In His Armpits” Cloptord be with you, and gesundheit.

The only planet in the GALAXY? Until you’ve checked every single planet on every one of the trillions of stars in the galaxy, you have no way of knowing whether this is true or not.

See Sam Davis picture of the heron here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6116waLC9Q8

The ’Bots on Mars would be wise to enact strict immigration laws like we once did. NO HOMO SAPIENS ALLOWED!

And Pluto is the only dwarf planet in our galaxy completely occupied by dog droppings! (believe it or don’t)

Einstein was holding out for the presidency of Palestine. BELIEVE IT, OR DON’T!

The Soviets did land some probes on Venus. However, none of them are still functioning, so the word “occupied” may not apply.

I just noticed that RBION said the only planet in our GALAXY completely occupied by robots. That statement should have a qualifier stating as far as we know it is the only planet in our galaxy completely occupied by robots. You could just as easily state that as far as we know Mars is the only planet in the universe completely occupied by robots.

Einstein proved once again what genius is.

Are we certain it is not a really impressive ladies-heron heron?

At the age of 73 in 1952, Einstein figured on at least another 3 or 4 wars in Israel as president wasn’t a good move.

This claim cannot be confirmed, it is what robot FOX ‘news’ is telling the galaxy.

Jerboas are desert rodents and only drink at desert bars.

“Completely occupied” is odd wording too. It sounds like every inch of Mars is occupied by robots.

Photos and article about the Heron: https://www.thesun.ie/news/6112957/massive-eel-bursts-through-herons-throat/

As kid I found a young dead robin in our pool. There was a night crawler that protruded thru it’s chest.

They haven’t drank water since they discovered beer…

That statement about Mars should add “allegedly” to prevent a possible invasion of very offended robots…

And Earth’s moon is currently “inhabited” only by robots.

did you guys know that there are aliens on venus? microscopic ones, though

Maybe I watch and read too much sci-fi but why assume that only Mars is populated by robots?

WTH? Aren’t we F’ing adults here?

I’d bet there’s MANY that will say that we’ve never landed on Mars, like the ones that believe we’ve never been on the moon.