Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 02, 2021

The spy who loved himself.

Well, he did say he’s Bland. Very Bland. Yuck!

jambon translated from French means ham, as I recall from taking French over 65 years ago.

I’ve definitely heard and seen unibrows but unieyes this is a first.

James Bland has many ways to kill a mood…

There’s an amusement park near Altoona, PA that used be be named “Bland’s Park.”

James Bland….a legend in his own mind.

Is that a crashing boar down below?

The spy who dissed me.

And she says “my name is Dr. No.”

And I drive a Yugo and carry a squirt gun…

I like my women the same way … shaken, not stirred.

She may be more interested in how many gram-moles of ethanol is her defenses limit.

Jambon in French. Jamón in Spanish. But Prosciutto in Italian. Whyizzthat? I’ll go for Schinken now.

Actually, Ian Fleming chose the name “James Bond” because he thought it was a very ordinary and boring name.

Shaken melts the ice more. He was arrogantly ordering a weak martini. Also, that nasty juniper taste is going to hide any rufie they put in there, so knock yourself out.

Her reply should have been “Allow me to leave you here talking to yourself.”

The James Bond character reflected the alcohol-saturated culture of the 50s and 60s. There was this myth about the macho man who could drink all the time and never suffer slowed reflexes, poor decision-making or hangover. It was nearly as omnipresent in movies as the French obsession with cigarettes.