Francis was a better scholar.
You’re never too old to go back to school.
Wrong question. You should have asked, “How many is a crowd?”
For her next trick Kewpie will solve an integral … what? I didn’t say she’s solve it correctly
Funny!
pointing at Mama Gargle “Kewpie, ATTACK!”
Whoever it was, they had hiccups.
Poor Mother Gargle!! She just doesn’t understand the “new math!!”
/SMIRK/
inflation!
Why do you even speak to her, let alone serve her such a good ball to spike…
This must be all of that “furry math” President Bush was talking about.
DiMaggio???
it’s the new math
Between songs, Steve Goodman randomly said “Roy Rogers to Trigger: ‘How much is two and two?’” then he stomped four times and said “one more boy”.
The old bat never misses an opportunity.
>Proffering a cup of hemlock< Salud, Mother G!
Never saw a better example of a loser!
Nobody said “woof” equalled “one”…
That last one was “Period!” ☺
Both need some work. She ain’t wrong today. Vicious maybe, but not wrong….
Has no one noticed Kewpie’s answer is three ?
Brutus, you shouldn’t have made it such a difficult problem. Next time keep it simple.
It occurs to me that even a balding man can be having a great hair day next to Mother Gargoyle. :))
Brutus: Mother Gargle, I taught Kewpie to talk.
Mother Gargle: I don’t believe you.
Brutus: Kewpie, what’s on top of a house?
Kewpie: Roof! Roof!
Brutus: How does sandpaper feel?
Kewpie: Rough! Rough!
Brutus: Who was the greatest baseball player ever?
Kewpie: Ruth! Ruth!
Mother Gargle leaves.
Kewpie: I told you it was Aaron.
One of the rules of any trick is to make sure you (and the dog) have it down perfectly before presenting it to a wider audience — especially when that audience is a sharp-tongued critic like Mother Gargle!
May 08, 2015
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Francis was a better scholar.
GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago
You’re never too old to go back to school.
Wilde Bill about 3 years ago
Wrong question. You should have asked, “How many is a crowd?”
Ahuehuete about 3 years ago
For her next trick Kewpie will solve an integral … what? I didn’t say she’s solve it correctly
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
Funny!
Baarorso about 3 years ago
pointing at Mama Gargle “Kewpie, ATTACK!”
wiatr about 3 years ago
Whoever it was, they had hiccups.
LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago
Poor Mother Gargle!! She just doesn’t understand the “new math!!”
/SMIRK/
Qiset about 3 years ago
inflation!
GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 3 years ago
Why do you even speak to her, let alone serve her such a good ball to spike…
Jeff0811 about 3 years ago
This must be all of that “furry math” President Bush was talking about.
pathamil about 3 years ago
DiMaggio???
htenhoeve about 3 years ago
it’s the new math
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 3 years ago
Between songs, Steve Goodman randomly said “Roy Rogers to Trigger: ‘How much is two and two?’” then he stomped four times and said “one more boy”.
cracker65 about 3 years ago
The old bat never misses an opportunity.
Michael G. about 3 years ago
>Proffering a cup of hemlock< Salud, Mother G!
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
Never saw a better example of a loser!
comixbomix about 3 years ago
Nobody said “woof” equalled “one”…
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
That last one was “Period!” ☺
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
Both need some work. She ain’t wrong today. Vicious maybe, but not wrong….
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
Has no one noticed Kewpie’s answer is three ?
Buckeye67 about 3 years ago
Brutus, you shouldn’t have made it such a difficult problem. Next time keep it simple.
Judeeye Premium Member about 3 years ago
It occurs to me that even a balding man can be having a great hair day next to Mother Gargoyle. :))
MT Wallet about 3 years ago
Brutus: Mother Gargle, I taught Kewpie to talk.
Mother Gargle: I don’t believe you.
Brutus: Kewpie, what’s on top of a house?
Kewpie: Roof! Roof!
Brutus: How does sandpaper feel?
Kewpie: Rough! Rough!
Brutus: Who was the greatest baseball player ever?
Kewpie: Ruth! Ruth!
Mother Gargle leaves.
Kewpie: I told you it was Aaron.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
One of the rules of any trick is to make sure you (and the dog) have it down perfectly before presenting it to a wider audience — especially when that audience is a sharp-tongued critic like Mother Gargle!