Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 04, 2021

And who might this curious little creature be? It sure seems wise to the ways of digestion.

And lick those lips for a nip on a lipstick of peach brandy.

I fell on ass and right before I hit rock bottom, I passed a bubble of gas, for extra cushioning.

Depends what was eaten the night before…..EW!

I passed gas at a busy check out line Shorten line in a second

Hmmm White Castles…

Boobs with teeth making childish jokes. Sock it to me.

Saw the blind man see the way of the burp backed down and go insde his bowels and back to his mouth.

It would be a different world if farts were expelled as a black cloud …!

Silent but deadly, or loud and proud, sharing is caring.

I don’t have anywhere near the level of gas I used to have before having my gall bladder removed about twenty years ago.

Does this also mean that if you eat something yucky, when you burp, it will taste good?

Burping is one way to reduce acid reflux. The volume of stomach contents does not increase, except for gas. Burping is music to soothe the savage breasts.

There’s a thought I’d rather not think!

I suppose you could become a stage performer like Le Pétomane. Is there a demand for that art these days?

save on gas, fart in a money box

why ask a question disguised as a statement!

that character is SCARY! ;+)

Nobody has complimented you on your socks yet! Let me be the first. Nice socks.

Did you see the picture of Biden wearing socks with little dogs on them?

Pass gas at -30 degrees and the evidence will stick to you.

Does this mean we should expect a scatological quote every (farting) day?