Herman by Jim Unger for February 10, 2021

I had a better system: guard rails on the top bunk.

Do they paralyze you?

Do you eat them, insert them or lay on them? Never mind, I don’t want to know.

I’d find a use for the cool glass jar. It’s big enough to use as an umbrella stand.

Gotta tellya, Doc. That’s kinda hard to swallow.

because you’ll be sitting on the toilet all night!

A tough pill to swallow.

They’re yeast cookies ! Eat one and it expands in a time released pill!

Ballast?

I think I’d toss and turn in anticipation of having to take them.

Look closer at the “diploma” on the wall.

Why bother? Dr. bill will do THAT!

You want to use them to get to sleep, have your wife take one — and hit you over the head with it!