B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 24, 2021

Honey badgers just don’t care

Nobody wants to mess with one now, and I would guess they were probably a LOT bigger back then.

Okay.

First mistake!

When you see a T-Rex running?

Try to catch up!!! ;)

In prehistoric BC days a Honey badger is 20 feet tall and saber-toothed!

Ah, the problems of having such a large face, it makes it more slapable

I have a shaving brush made from badger hair.

It appears the big guy wasn’t as motivated to attack as the little guy was to defend. The difference between life and lunch.

Lol

Literal or an allegory?

So THAT’s how old the Honey badger Joke is!

Honey badgers didn’t exist then either..

I’ll bet T. Rexs really got tired of the short skinny arm jokes.

Hun? What? Yes I’m from Wisconsin. “If you want to be a Badger, Just come along with me, By the bright shining light, By the light of the moon; If you want to be a Badger, Just come along with me, By the bright shining light of the moon. By the light of the moon, By the light of the moon, By the bright shining light, By the light of the moon. If you want to be a Badger, Just come along with me, By the light of the moon.”

A lesson for us all…..

Honey badgers are a member of the weasel family. Not proud of it. They prefer to be called ratels.

Kansas City Chiefs safety Tyrann Mathieu was nicknamed “Honey Badger” when he was playing at Louisiana State. That was the first time I’d heard of a honey badger.

Honey badgers can pass a scorpion, but not a Chicago Bear.