FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 26, 2021

You know, for all the complaints about the seating, I can’t even see his neighbour’s elbow. That must be the biggest plane seat I’ve ever seen.

Chicago to Boston – by way of the Grand Canyon. Now I’m wondering about their fuel supply.

poor, poor Roger trying to get to his business trip

I forget. Did they give him his shoes back at airport security?

I was on a flight form Phoenix to Tucson and they gave the standard briefing. When they got to the part “in the event of a water landing …” I wondered how far off course they would hae to fly to find a large enough body of water to land on.

They should have made a left turn at Albuquerque !

Must have been when everything east of Denver was snowed in.

Now this is a bad airline.

Passengers on the right side please wait, we will be doing a turn in a moment so you can get a view as well.

Roger is so giving this airline a 1-star review. He might needs Jason’s help to do that, though…

they have been flying in the opposite direction of where they need to go for over 1000 miles, I don’t care HOW incompetent you are at setting up an efficient course, you would never do this, this is beyond flat Earther levels of travel paths…actually that’s it, this airline is being sabotaged! A mole from a rival airline has infiltrated their command structure and is trying to bankrupt them by making them waste millions of gallons of jet fuel and chase away any previously loyal customers by giving them the runaround at every level of service.

SURELY he can’t be serious.