Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 20, 2021

He does, kinda, resemble a Lay-z-boy!

/SNARK/

Cliff is self made so I guess he’s designated as IKEA status :)

Nah, furniture is utilitarian. Cliff’s below that.

Cliff’s vaccine is any mold he can find in the lab fridge.

“Consider yourself well in. Consider yourself part of the furniture….”

Rather than an injection with the vaccine maybe he’ll just get rubbed down with a Clorox™ wipe.

Ouch. Like the ‘furniture girl’ in Soylent Green, who came with the apartment.

“What would we do without Cliff?”

“Let’s see, shall we?”

Onboard submarines we called people like Cliff “Flabs”: Free-loading air-breathers. They just made more work for the cooks and the oxygen generators.

I think I’m in the group that gets it by Memorial Day. 2022.

They are going to let Cliff lick the used needles.

You don’t need it, you’re already a zombie.

I don’t get it. If a zombie is eating your brain, what good will the vaccine do?

No. Overhead.

most excellent

Bet you furniture gets the vaccine before cliff

Cliff’s designation is: Bait.

Cliff would be an early stage test subject, i.e. guinea pig

Couches will get priority over Cliff.

Cliff got an upgrade!!