Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 13, 2021

Heck, he might have packed on another head and another bunch of snow, like a certain snow goon we all know.

Check Calvin’s front yard.

The winter version of Mr. Potato Head.

Isn’t that his pet pig?

He lives in Annandale under a Norwegian alias.

He has a cute button nose.

My first thought was that it’s a lightbulb bayonet fitting… so he’d have a lightbulb nose instead of a carrot…

He has a coal, calculating look about him…

Look at that icy demeanor! He’s one cool criminal!

Sooo where does he put his carrot stick?

looks like a bacon smuggler to me

Plastic surgery?

He went bumpety-bump-bump over the hills of snow.

A relative of yours, Sir?

It is all about how to fool facial recognition software!

What crime did he commit?

But wait. He could’ve undergone plastic, er , water surgery.

Don’t forget to mention he’s naked (no hat). :)