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By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 06, 2021

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    jr1234  over 3 years ago

    SAFE!

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    jasonsnakelover  over 3 years ago

    Did Miss Piggy go first?

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    Aussie Down Under  over 3 years ago

    The Susquehanna hat company skit comes to mind.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Karma was right in panel 1. And the place he needed to be was beneath that safe. Maybe he even saved the old lady.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    Schrödinger’s frog: He’s simultaneously safe and struck out.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    At least the safe wasn’t damaged.

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    It’s the latest in chiropractic treatments – they call it safe cracking.

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    Mighty Phavahg  over 3 years ago

    Quit picking on Kermit, please!

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 3 years ago

    Is that an ACME safe?

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    silverking1953  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if that is an ACME safe?

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    I toadally did not see that coming.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I though karma would be a dog cuz she’s a b!%@#

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    He’s smashed and he can’t get up…

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    Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    Oh swell, now that irritating tune from Frogger is stuck in my head

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    …tastes just like chicken.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    frog legs

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    backyardcowboy  over 3 years ago

    I wonder if it’s GMO?

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