In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for January 04, 2021

Stairway to Heaven?

Remember to pick your line carefully.

Oh no! It’s time for his solo!

He’s a picking but no one’s a grinnin’

Don’t fret folks, he’s using a bridge.

Heck, I didn’t know God played guitar.

…certainly not “Good Vibrations”…

The band is Paul Bunyan & the Blue Ox.

God does not play dice with the universe, but he does play chords.

Zing went the strings of my heart…

Malagueña

Pickin’ them off, one at a time.

Classical Gas

I wonder why those folks are taking the chair “lift” DOWN the hill. Too tired after a long day of skiing?

He’s creating dischord.

Some folks are going to miss Guitar Center, they’re in receivership, once again.

Even God likes to pluck some strings once in a while…..

It might be the George Nash pick-up line at 80th and Chris Chambers or could possible be Larry Carlton without GEORGE BENSON!!!!!!

I detect a note of fear among the skiers.

Good one! Made me laugh out loud!

“I can name that tune in one note.”

Looks like Randy Rhoads strumming ‘Over the mountain.’

Instead of Robert Johnson selling his soul to the devil to learn guitar; maybe God came down and gave Robert his skill. Which would mean God loves the blues and Rock and Roll.

And the next day this will be on bulletin boards in Guitar Centers across the land.

They chose the pick of the rides