Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 27, 2020

So… when do I inform people that in some areas, religions, countries, and groups… “New Year” isn’t until later in January, March, or even as late as August?

I resolve to make sure I always have a pet snake.

“re”-again : anew “solution”-: an action or process of solving a problem…so in essence, trying to solve the same problem again…

Resolution, n1. a formal expression of opinion or intention made, usually after voting, by a formal organization, a legislature, a club, or other group. Compare concurrent resolution, joint resolution.2. the act of resolving or determining upon an action, course of action, method, procedure, etc.(from resolute)Dictionary.com

I hope to get more picanic baskets. I bearly got any this year.

My Resolution is WORLD DOMINATION! Since I normally fail miserably at my resolutions I can at least plan for the resolution to be one that I can’t achieve.

MREs… are those Meals Ready to Eat ?

Every Fall I start growing my Santa beard and resolve to shave it off every New Year’s day. Perfect record so far.

Another anachronism. I don’t think they had toilet paper in the middle ages.

Touche, cliche.

I know exactly what my resolution is this year. It’s the best idea I ever had. The best thing is that I know that I can do it and it will really help others as well. Happy New Year!!

My New Years resolution is not to make any New Years resolutions. Not sure if I have kept it or broken it.

Reminds me, got to start work on that fallout shelter. First, ten crates of whiskey… :D

How circumstances change the world! Priorities have changed and people are more near and dear to our hearts!

OK folks, we learned our lesson about caring for each other right?? We don’t have to do this again do we??

Funny but TP is now available, maybe not your brand but available.

On the other hand, guns and ammo continue to hit record sales every month. Ammo is out at many online stores. One place is out of 38 Spec, 44 Spec, 9mm, 223, 556, even 22 LR (squirrel hunting stuff).

Worried that new people aren’t getting trained and older shooters are not staying proficient as they are scared of using up their ammo.

I resolve not to let other self-absorbed nutterbutters ruin my year.

I resolve to drink MUCH more beer. And continue eating MUCH less fast food.

I don’t make resolutions, I just set goals.