The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 01, 2021

Give up resolutions.

I fell asleep in 2020 and woke up at the dawn of 2021. What better way to leave a year of s*** behind?

I wish you all a wonderful New Year

Make a comprehensive list and then feed it to your shredder because you won’t follow up on them anyway!!

;-)

And then he can use the list again in six weeks to pick out something for Lent.

Ben Franklin would be proud. (As any mediocre salesperson will tell you, he was known for his lists. I would know. For a while I was the best mediocre salesman out there.)

Confusing New Year’s with Lent.

Mother Gargle should be at the top of the list. Followed closely by work.

Take up cigarettes. Then you can quit them and feel good!

My resolution is to unsubscribe to one junk email each day…

I give up watermelon for Lent.

Way to go. That’s the way to insure success on your New Year’s resolutions, setting achievable goals. I just accept me for what I am and don’t worry about resolutions…….

I was going to write a list of things I don’t like, but I decided to save a tree.

You can start with dieting, that’d be a pretty easy one for you to give up.

That’s going to be a difficult decision Brutus because the dislike list for the Born Loser is bound to be to very extensive.

Great strip today, I like Brutus’ thinking. I want to give up ever hearing about politics again. But that is impossible with my wife around.

I resolve to give up working at jobs I don’t like. That is one resolution I want to keep.

Aim low, shoot lower. The key to low stress…..

He should develop a better self-image and give up calling himself “The Born Loser.” Oh, wait, that’s how he make his living. Never mind . . .

Happy New Year, Everyone!