Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 12, 2021

Better leave him alone or that CRAYON will WAX you.;-D

Wouldn’t a Sharpie be better?

Red crayon. Must be a DJT Veto then.

Wax on. Wax off.

Waxing poetic

Cray on brother, cray on

He’s not the sharpiest tool in the box.

It would be funny if he had to sign electronically. ;)

at least he is not “number 2-ing” on it

All legal documents used to be “signed in crayon”, i.e. stamped with a seal in colored wax. It is still used, but to a lesser degree, in some Asian countries.

‘Signed in blood’ is more binding. Legally speaking.

And what kind of shell fish would he eat, pray tell?