Free Range by Bill Whitehead for December 13, 2020

Lunch “break”.

Oscar Meyer HAS to learn to drive!

So, what happened to the little chef in the cab????

Cue the end of the old 1960s commercial:

♫ Oh, I’m glad I’m not an Oscar Meyer weiner … ♫

I once got to see the insides of the “Weiner Mobile” when it was on tour… quite the car but I wouldn’t want to own the thing.

Meh, I’ve seen wurst!

He didn’t relish this job.

Bun there, done that, not going back!

The driver must have been hotdogging it.

Appears to have been driving down the wrong side of the road, they are gonna throw his buns in jail.

https://youtu.be/db9A2aaj274

Siggy Freud IV was driving, he just wanted an excuse to slide his wiener into that bun.

We all slip out occasionally.

I got to ride in the ROCKETSHIP from the defunct EUCLID BEACH IN CLEVELAND OHIO! The driver drove so fast we were all holding on for dear life. GASP!

Put out an all-points police bulletin for King Kong.

Ok, over analyzing again, but the weiner mobile had to go vertical to crash like it did. no rear end because that car would be there.

This looks strangely erotic.. This guaranteeing thing is really getting to me

This is funny!!

You guys are all too frankfurter own good. I never sausage bad puns in my life.

He was driving too fast, trying to ketchup.

Well, there goes my wiener.

But the mustard part should be on top!!!