No Christmas presents for you, Sedgwick. Except maybe the book “Paranoia for idiots”.
Merry… zzztt… fizzle…
Good.
Those things are annoying anyway….
YEEEES!!! DESTROY IT!
That could be a transceiver in the SantaSpy2. It’s in the holiday line of perimeter sensors from ADT.
It’s probably a bluetooth speaker that links directly back to Polar Intelligence.
2nd panel – absolutely hilarious. Made me LOL! (Personally, I think Jarvis is a mole…)
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Will New Year’s revelry be about celebrating or drowning sorrows ?
It’s a Russian Santa.
oh yeah, destroying holiday decorations, making a great case for yourself you fish lipped scumbag
“I [zzt] seee [fsssst] youuuu…”
Is it Made in China? Or maybe by Chinese Communist Party members working abroad?
Every speaker can be a microphone when wired up as such.
Do you have a Concealed Carry license for that baseball bat, Mr. Nuttingham?
And what exactly do you have against Santa Claus? Did he ever bring you a lump of coal for Christmas?
You say he spies on you?
This Court orders a preliminary psychiatric examination to determine if the defendant is competent to stand trial….
Jarvis reveals why he is the servant.
Look at his hands in the second panel…
Those commenting on Sedgwick’s hands in the 2nd panel, are you new around here? Meddick often draws double or even triple hands, arms, heads… to convey movement
Imagine over 3 years ago
No Christmas presents for you, Sedgwick. Except maybe the book “Paranoia for idiots”.
Spoonbone over 3 years ago
Merry… zzztt… fizzle…
Grumpy Old Guy over 3 years ago
Good.
Those things are annoying anyway….
Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
YEEEES!!! DESTROY IT!
FassEddie over 3 years ago
That could be a transceiver in the SantaSpy2. It’s in the holiday line of perimeter sensors from ADT.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
It’s probably a bluetooth speaker that links directly back to Polar Intelligence.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
2nd panel – absolutely hilarious. Made me LOL! (Personally, I think Jarvis is a mole…)
Jayalexander over 3 years ago
Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 3 years ago
Will New Year’s revelry be about celebrating or drowning sorrows ?
stamps over 3 years ago
It’s a Russian Santa.
yangeldf over 3 years ago
oh yeah, destroying holiday decorations, making a great case for yourself you fish lipped scumbag
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
“I [zzt] seee [fsssst] youuuu…”
gammaguy over 3 years ago
Is it Made in China? Or maybe by Chinese Communist Party members working abroad?
Daeder over 3 years ago
Every speaker can be a microphone when wired up as such.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Do you have a Concealed Carry license for that baseball bat, Mr. Nuttingham?
And what exactly do you have against Santa Claus? Did he ever bring you a lump of coal for Christmas?
You say he spies on you?
This Court orders a preliminary psychiatric examination to determine if the defendant is competent to stand trial….
Out of the Past over 3 years ago
Jarvis reveals why he is the servant.
FireAnt_Hater over 3 years ago
Look at his hands in the second panel…
Frankie5466 almost 2 years ago
Those commenting on Sedgwick’s hands in the 2nd panel, are you new around here? Meddick often draws double or even triple hands, arms, heads… to convey movement