Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 07, 2020

The first political debate.

If he wins, you might get the contract to supply rocks to his administration.

Before man evolved and graduated to mud-slinging.

Rock the vote!

They’ll die from lockjaw if they’re hit. Tetanus shots haven’t been invented yet.

At least they’re 6 feet or more apart. Now if only out candidates would social distance to other countries.

Third rock from the sun?

Confucius says, “He who slings mud, loses ground.”

“It was my favorite rock, too!”

What some politicians did before twitter.

Those rocks need more mud.

This is all wrong: they should be throwing mud and/or organically derived equivalent.

… I’m expecting to be named Minister of the Exterior.

Prehistoric dodge-ball?

When mud is just not good enough…