In all the pressers DT’s been shown at, I’ve never seen him smile.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana — Groucho
Does this hat make my ass look fat?
Best Speed Bump monkey cartoon: 10/07/2005
“If you don’t mind, I’d like a second opinion.”“OK, you’re ugly, too.”
Henny Youngman or Rodney Dangerfield – I forget who.
It’s very thoughtful of him to advertise his Little Old Lady. But what about HIM?
You can fix “ignorant,” but you can’t fix “STUPID”.
T’ain’t funny. Nero fiddles while his country dies.
Hate to be serious, but we need to consider that the language of the original was not English. Things get lost in translation. I am told, rightly or wrongly, by a speaker of Hebrew, that the commandment means, “Thou shalt not murder.” It does not mean, “Thou shalt not kill.” There is a difference.
My all-time favorite Speed Bump cartoon.03/28/2020