Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 08, 2021

He’ll get quite a “needling” from both women.

“Tattoos while you wait”… Could I leave my arm and come back in an hour?

Mike, your depiction of the human body would put sumo wrestlers to shame!!!

The secret origin of a Johnny Cash song.

Too late you dork!

welp, a little late buddy… how about two for one?

While you wait? Is there another way to get one?

He said “Sue” when he came in and got the price quote, he intended to “correct” himself before the name had been tat’ed.

Just add “My lawyer said” above it.

Maybe Sue will take him back, especially if she sees his back as she’ll know he is now committed to the relationship.

Talked to a woman who’s fiancee was a soldier in Vietnam war. He sent her a letter saying he was thinking of getting a large eagle tattoo across his chest and asking her if that was OK with her. She hated the idea, but didn’t want to hurt his feelings. Instead she wrote him that she thought it was OK with her and to send her a picture and she would get one just like it. She said they got married when he got home, it had been many decades since, “and neither one of us has a tattoo”.

He is going to have some serious regerts later!

He would have been better off with a SOO grethound jersey from Gretzky than to get needled into a spiritual coma.

oops,, GREYHOUND jersey.

Add “A Boy Named” above and “Is My Favorite Johnny Cash Song” below and it’s all good.

Guess you’ll have to dump Diane, you have other commitments.

Just tell everyone you’re a lawyer.

yeah thats what it says fatso. now just pay me and scram!

I’m sure this happens a LOT more than you’d think…

Jack it looks like your ditty about Diane is over, but I hear you had great chemistry with Sue

Old, old joke. But always funny.

Old variation: “Ear Pierced While You Wait” (David Brenner?)

As for the yahoo customer, I’m not sure what goes on in the age of computers, but this is why printers used to run a proof copy for the customer to read and approve before proceeding.