B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 04, 2020

I doubt that spider survived that.

About as good, as when she jumped into a well, that was hidden under a pile of leaves.

Sometimes the best revenge is when you can enjoy the results without actually being involved.

[Victoria’s audition has been rejected]

Victoria : In spite of what you think, Monsieur Labisse, there are professions where practice does make perfect.

[she hits a high note, causing Labisse’s wine glass to shatter, and leaves angrily]

Labisse : What in hell was that?

Toddy : B flat.

Either she got an unwanted surprise, or that spider has one hell of a set of lungs.

Do snakes have ears? I may be wrong but I seem to remember they hear sound waves with their out stretched tongues.

Snakes don’t have ears…

A spider’s “Death Scream” is “music to your ears” you SICK Bastage??

Or the screams of the brutal, sadistic rotund woman, who in truth, for all of her ‘faults’ possesses a terrific set of “congas?” ;)

Wolf spider?

You know the first thought that goes through your head when you walk face first into a spider web across your front porch?

Where is the spider!!!

Little Miss Muffet would do well to give up the gymnastics and stick to eating her curds and whey.

They’re not in Tennessee, are they?

One way this could happen is if Spidey somehow managed to bite her behind!

The times I like the best are when my enemy is distressed.

Fat Broad, first woman in space!

….the itsy bitsy spider jumped in among the leaves, down came the wrath and wiped the spider clean…er, smashed the spider clean off the face of the earth….ew

But who’s Yeeaahhhhh was it? The spider looking up might well be concerned.. on the other hand spider splat on ones behind can also cause a.. shriek.

It will go down in History as “The Legend of Big Butt” (snicker).

I am reminded of a poem from Bullwinkle J. Moose: “Spider, Spider on the wall, haven’t you any sense at all? Can’t you see that wall’s been plastard? You silly little…….spider!”

Little Miss Plain Jane, unable to refrain, jumped with a real loud “WEE!”

Unbeknownst underside her, an unfortunate spider, who screamed at his (her?) end “Help MEE!”

Does purple make my a** look big?

and that was the spider

Who was it that put a thin layer of leaves over a hump in the ground (or maybe a rock), Lucy?

Many gardeners bury them, but here I think we’re going to need a bigger hole.

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