Jeff Stahler for November 19, 2020

Pfft. Silly. Though I agree that it would take the mind of a turkey to consider the idea for longer than it takes to draw it.

A turkey pardoning a turkey. That’s a new one.

Maybe. You sure gobble enough!

Why not ask Rudy since you’re paying him $20,000 a day ?

If the Democrats are so powerful that they can rig an election to the tune of more than 6 million illegal votes, then why is Trump fighting them? They are way more powerful than he is.

The only turkey that can pardon you is Joe Biden. Think about it.

Add Ruddy to the list of people who said Hey, Guess what?!! Buttercup hired us to build him a hotel and at a really good price. We’re in!! Yep, he’s in – the end of a very long line of people with Buttercup’s IOU’s stacked in the freezer. Some people laugh over an album of family photos. Bet Buttercup has a scrapbook of people he’s shafted over the years. Gets a laugh whenever he thinks of it.

Trump plans on pardoning himself, which will go to the Supreme Court, who will knock another brick out of our Constitution.

That fowl sure doesn’t LOOK like Preacher Pence…

What puzzles me is; “Why is he hanging around the White House?” He didn’t want to be there 4 years ago. Now, he won’t slither away. Go Golf! Nuff said.

Our 2020 year-end holiday festivities have been ruined by an anti-government movement led by a bird-brain and endorsed by a treasonous political party that will no longer actively defend our constitutional quasi-democratic republic … and is instead actually trying to create doubt, division, and dissent to attempt to impose an authoritarian regime on the nation where our elections are as meaningless as those in dictatorships.

Like to like.

Brudder from anudder mudder.

Search for “Sarah Palin Turkey” on YouTube to see what happened after she pardoned a turkey while still governor.

Only if that turkey is President Pence…

There is talk that Biden might pardon Trump ‘for the good of the country’.

I think that would go against the will of the majority of the American people.

Good thinkin’ chief!

Trump will not pardon the selected turkeys this year because they didn’t vote for him.

By the time you add enough ingredients to turkey to make it tasty enough to eat you’ve defeated the purpose of having turkey in the first place. Why would anybody eat turkey when chicken tastes so much better? It’s been many years since I even tried to choke down dry tasteless turkey.

Resign now and have President Pence do it?

A Turkey pardoning a Turkey.

It’s all so Zen.

Trump will not be happy until he breaks every toy in America.

If I ever want to know what Lindsey Graham is thinking, I’ll go straight to the source and ask Trump.