Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 30, 2020

The bits are there from the beginning. Just not used until I get the app.

it’s ’cause he lives in a virtual reality.

Memory? Forget it.

With the Swiss app on my phone I can virtually cut paper, screw screws, file my nails, pick my teeth …and much more!

There’s talking, texting, net surfing, and then there’s getting things done. Some do one thing, some the other. Guess which one keeps the world running properly.

But the smartphone isn’t going to open up my bottle of wine!

You can combine the two if you’re willing to have fun

You can use one to open the other…

I can’t remove a splinter with a cell phone, but I certainly can “cut-the-cheese” with one.

I play computer games every once in while. . .most should give the protagonist one of these instead of always having you hunt forever for a screwdriver or a pair of scissors or a knife or a corkscrew or a KEY. . .geezus, I get tired of looking for keys. . .

In 1982 at my wedding I gave Swiss army knives to my groomsmen. In 2013 my son asked for advice on what to give his groomsmen. He didn’t think Swiss army knives was a good idea anymore.

We would all be better off without one of them

Minimal moving parts.

Smartphone has a way of stabbing my attention.

Want to really hack your life?

Try the cool Seuss Army Knife!

https://theawesomer.com/photos/2010/08/080410_seuss_army_knife_t_shirt_1.jpg

I had my last phone so long that an upgrade to the OS used more memory than was available (even with all user downloaded apps removed). So they can figuratively bulk out.

They’re bulking up. Try putting the latest XL phones into your pocket.

Oh … that phone is bulking up, you just can’t see it. Viruses, response time, it’s all getting worse.

yes and my butter knife is too must of the time.