Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 03, 2020

As he leans forward!!

“Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea.”

As she moves a seat farther away

Still got plenty of fizz.

Great pick-up line. Not.

Roz has a helper?

That’s abismol.

Have some more beans Cosmo. They are good in protein, iron and fiber. Plus they are a musical fruit, (the more you eat, the more you toot).

Better than the Peptic Squad.

It isn’t ’Roz’s ’ place. ’Roz’s’ is in a tree this place is inside, must be a bar ! ! !

I’m sorry, I just can’t believe that one. . .try again.

I’m on the pooped squad, myself.

Try changing your diet and exercising. Otherwise…….

In high school, I was on the pep squad auxiliary unit. My primary function was to date cheerleaders.

Roz’s is open-air, this is indoor. The barmaid is probably a Magpie. Don’t trust her!

i was on the pipsqueak squad…

I like her “Get away from me, you creep” reaction.