Matt Wuerker for November 04, 2020

Throw him a bag of Cheetos…

God in Heaven, PLEEEEEASE help us through this. We know we screwed up in 1860, but please give us a break now!?

Pennsylvania has until the end of Friday to RECIEVE the mail-in ballots (including from Armed Forces personnel stationed away from home, and then they have to count them all. The final vote tally is not is not listed as official until Nov.20, and the Electoral College has another three weeks to make their decision. but republicans really don’t care what the LAW says.

Do ya think trump will file for unemployment? And what about that gang of trained rats, he calls a cabinet?

I’d like to take this opportunity to say, If Kamala needs an “Aide-de-Camp”, I am available and ready to go.

It’s “fat lady,” not “fat ass,” you orange imbecile.

He’s already got his mobs of attorneys ready to try and stop the ballots from being counted.

Biden is almost there at 270.

The opera isn’t over while the fat baby clings.

He’s costumed as Brünnhilde in Wagner’s Ring of the Nibelung, and THAT isn’t over till (after fifteen glorious hours) that particular lady offs herself—and the horse she rode in on!

Yet, he was actually Behind when he started to Sing.

And now, performing her hits: Petula Trump!

No, it’s not over til the fatass whines….

Maybe he’ll star in his own series again….DESPERADOS!

After all the circus people and clowns leave, the WH needs fumigating….

Trump, go away. Please, just go away.

Hilarious, Matt!

Step 1 – COUNT ALL THE BALLOTS.

We knew well before Nov 3 that there were unprecedented numbers of absentee ballots that would need to be counted, including in several states that only allowed those ballots to be processed starting Nov 3, and that the complete count of votes would take many days.

It’s not even going to start getting “tangled up” until all the ballots are counted. Right now all we are seeing is the slow counting of legal absentee ballots.

The fact that one party rejects science and reality and therefore considers the global pandemic to be a “hoax” and therefore voted in person, while the other party embraces truth and knows a global pandemic is worth worrying about and therefore chose to vote absentee and thereby not expose themselves unnecessarily is explanation enough why the initial in-person ballot returns favored Trump and the slow counting of absentee ballots is bringing the total vote count closer to reality.

Reality consists of what the final tally will be when all the votes are counted.

Reality is NOT what Trump decides it is when it’s convenient for him!

Trump has gone transgender?