Mike Luckovich for November 01, 2020

As has been said before…

“I’ve built an unsinkable ship.”

“Only an iceberg could sink it, and I got rid of all the icebergs.”

“That’s not an iceberg.”

“We’re not going to hit the iceberg.”

“We didn’t hit the iceberg.”

“The iceberg can’t sink us.”

“We’re not sinking.”

“There’s plenty of lifeboats, so I’ll take the first one.”

“No one’s drowning. Don’t let fear of drowning control your life. See, I’m not drowning.”

“If you drowned, it’s because you wanted to drown.”

That’s exactly what that Idiot will say.

Iceberg, Hindenburg, it is what it is?

He’ll actually be in a lifeboat shouting the same thing to drowning people.

But will the gas-bag go down with the ship? Or will the SCOTUS throw him a preserver?

What fools these educated mortals be.

Hurry and send a telegram to see how I’m doing in the polls . . . .

See? I’m perfectly dry!

I often wonder if the right-wing people—when or if they watch movies—pull for Voldemort or the Dark Side.

Sink the rotten racist election rigging USA destroying republican party, vote them all out. No more Orange Hitler.

I thought ^ he’d never come around.

I see he’s rounding the curve.

he’s right…let’s talk about the economy…have you still got a job?

I do so wish the people had a say in what political cartoons get nominated for Pulitzers. Because if they did, Mike’s cartoon from Tuesday would definitely be #1 in my ranked choice voting. I’ve had it on my desktop all week, and I break out laughing every time I see it. Worth 1,000 words, but absolutely priceless!

Yeah, those media people. Buncha fig bat doodyheads, right, O Commander-In-Chimp?

I hope McConnell is in the bilge where he deserves to be.

“Don’t worry folks, we just stopped to pick up some more ice…”

On November 4th there will be no more icebergs mentioned in the Fake News Media. All gone, now don’t you feel bigly better?

He just said at one of his rallies ~ “Can you imagine a better place to be than at a trump rally?” ~ Only about a million! Don’t know how totally accurate this is, but I’m sure there is a lot of truth to it.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/31/trump-study-coronavirus-rallies-433760

This comic is right on!!

Trump doesn’t care about the people on the underwater end of the boat – that’s their fault. They should’ve joined him on the end that hasn’t sunk – yet.

Yeah, they’re just not sufficiently grateful for Trump crashing into the iceberg in the first place. Ingrates!!

A situation of national significance arises. It lands on the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office. What is the president’s initial reaction?

 • George H. W. Bush: “What is the decent thing to do?”

 • Bill Clinton: “What is the friendly thing to do?”

 • George W. Bush: “What is the expedient thing to do?”

 • Barack Obama: “What is the right thing to do?”

 • Donald Trump: “What is the profitable thing to do?”

I have a theory that Putin paid Trump to ruin the USA. Money, property and full protection for him and his extended family.

“Comrade Vladimir says your services are no longer needed” (I looked it up.) My fear is that Trump’s services will continue to be needed by Comrade Vladimir!

Look everybody, it’s tRump doing his Jan Brady impersonation: “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! That’s all anyone talks about around here!”

If only they hadn’t sent that telegraph message, then the Titanic would not have sunk.