Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 29, 2020

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    jasonsnakelover  over 3 years ago

    Now it’s really torn.

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    eolan59  over 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t his pants be purple?

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    Thank goodness he’s always worn elastic waistbands. Super elastic ones.

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    Even Spandex doesn’t work here.

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    Lady loves a joke  over 3 years ago

    A hilarious use of anger issues.. which also makes him angry.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    There’s a lesson here.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Anger management…..

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    Looks like another banner day.

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    And now you’ve torn your pants too

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Years ago I got a small tear on the shoulder of my favorite shirt. I wore it for several months after that and if anyone remarked on the tear I’d look down and say “Damn! It’s my favorite shirt!”

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Spandex would’ve saved him a fortune in clothes.

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    Spence12 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Don’t get me started. I really like this shirt I’m wearing.”

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    i_am_the_jam  over 3 years ago

    Shirt companies made a fortune off Banner.

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      over 3 years ago

    I feel so bad for him.

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