B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 28, 2020

Snob.

Is Mike Lindell under there?

Braggart!

{Shiver, shiver!} At least it is a Ghost who will be warm! It has been a bit cold around here! {Shiver!}

You’d better Look at the bottom of that “sheet.”

That “ghost” is HOVERING, not Walking!!!

Left me as white as a sheet….

LOL. He went all out this time. :-)

channeling one of the Huns from “Wizard of Id”?

He’s a pale relic of his former self.

If you don’t believe me, count them yourself.

I got a rock.

1000 thread count? You put holes in that? If you had a wife she would brain you.

Who cares about the thread count, let’s par-TAY!

Let’s re direct the political comments to where the 1000 sheet/single ply goes.

Well, it’s either that or silk.

From Egypt, no doubt.

[POKE!]

“It also has chain-mail weaving.”

“AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!”

Always try to be the best…..

Nothing worse at a party than a stuck up ghost..

he cut up 1000 thread sheets for a costume?

Cut holes in 1000 thread count sheet? Let’s not get crazy!

yet I had no problem poking some holes in it and ruining it

It’s B.C.! WHo had done it before then?

Genuine Pima cotton!

Who you gonna call?

Flat or fitted sheet?

Ghosts are made of psychoplasm or ectoplasm.