Opal and Earl are talking to each other. Neither one is listening however.
I swear Brian Crane is listening to my house somehow…
The trick to milking almonds is figuring out which are female. After that it’s easy.
They hire elves with teeny tiny little hands to do the milking. But it’s REALLY HARD to get them to hold still while you milk ’em.
Tiny little hands reach around those almond udders and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Have you ever been engaged in a conversation with someone who is droning on and on. You basically tune them out. Suddenly the other person senses you are not listening and says, “What have I been saying?” BUSTED!
I wonder how they do milk an almond.
Once you do milk them they are happy, have you heard of “Almond Joy”?
Looks like Roscoe does too!
Their conversation sounds more like my texting with friends. I’ve changed subjects twice waiting on a reply.
Roscoe just wants to know when the next treat will be coming :-)
“nonversations”…got to remember that one!
I think that’s in every “Pluggers” home?
Milking an almond, 1] find lactating females, 2]hooking up the milking machine to the tiny nipples is the tough part.
This may be the best Pickles strip ever…
The both CANT hear the other …..
Well, Opal, it’s a climaxing technique.
Opal and Earl need an interpreter to talk to each other.
They even made the dog smile.
I always read Pickles, Pluggers, and Dilbert after reading the news — keeps me sane.
It’s juice! Almond JUICE! No mammaries on an almond.
NO! I DONT. NEED HEARING AIDS!!!!
Dueling soliloquies!
Seen on a recent tee-shirt; Yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking. . . .
The saving grace is their conversations will never end in arguments.
Edward’s dog?
Well, Erben, Here’s Roscoe to soothe your sadness on this day!
Great word coinage!
Almond milk isn’t milk. It’s nut juice.
One step closer to senility….
My sons have done that Take turns talking on completely different subjects.
Daughter-in-law doesn’t understand why older son likes to visit me on Sundays because we argue. We do it pleasantly.
“Nonversation” is an excellent word.
The reason so many marriages fail is due to spouses not listening to each other. Ongoing open communication is what will make a marriage strong.
“Non-versation” – I am totally remembering that.
Classic codger couple crosstalk
allen@home over 3 years ago
Opal and Earl are talking to each other. Neither one is listening however.
eromlig over 3 years ago
I swear Brian Crane is listening to my house somehow…
StephenRice over 3 years ago
The trick to milking almonds is figuring out which are female. After that it’s easy.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
They hire elves with teeny tiny little hands to do the milking. But it’s REALLY HARD to get them to hold still while you milk ’em.
hammytech over 3 years ago
Tiny little hands reach around those almond udders and squeeeeeeeeeeeeze
Mikey Jay over 3 years ago
Have you ever been engaged in a conversation with someone who is droning on and on. You basically tune them out. Suddenly the other person senses you are not listening and says, “What have I been saying?” BUSTED!
wiatr over 3 years ago
I wonder how they do milk an almond.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Once you do milk them they are happy, have you heard of “Almond Joy”?
iggyman over 3 years ago
Looks like Roscoe does too!
Justanolddude Premium Member over 3 years ago
Their conversation sounds more like my texting with friends. I’ve changed subjects twice waiting on a reply.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Roscoe just wants to know when the next treat will be coming :-)
jagedlo over 3 years ago
“nonversations”…got to remember that one!
flemmingo over 3 years ago
I think that’s in every “Pluggers” home?
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
Milking an almond, 1] find lactating females, 2]hooking up the milking machine to the tiny nipples is the tough part.
ForrestOverin over 3 years ago
This may be the best Pickles strip ever…
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
The both CANT hear the other …..
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Well, Opal, it’s a climaxing technique.
cubswin2016 over 3 years ago
Opal and Earl need an interpreter to talk to each other.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
They even made the dog smile.
Watchdog over 3 years ago
I always read Pickles, Pluggers, and Dilbert after reading the news — keeps me sane.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
It’s juice! Almond JUICE! No mammaries on an almond.
Vangoghdog01 over 3 years ago
NO! I DONT. NEED HEARING AIDS!!!!
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dueling soliloquies!
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Seen on a recent tee-shirt; Yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking. . . .
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
The saving grace is their conversations will never end in arguments.
CynthiaLeigh over 3 years ago
Edward’s dog?
delennwen over 3 years ago
Well, Erben, Here’s Roscoe to soothe your sadness on this day!
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Great word coinage!
MartinPerry1 over 3 years ago
Almond milk isn’t milk. It’s nut juice.
ANIMAL over 3 years ago
One step closer to senility….
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 3 years ago
My sons have done that Take turns talking on completely different subjects.
Daughter-in-law doesn’t understand why older son likes to visit me on Sundays because we argue. We do it pleasantly.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 3 years ago
“Nonversation” is an excellent word.
w16521 over 3 years ago
The reason so many marriages fail is due to spouses not listening to each other. Ongoing open communication is what will make a marriage strong.
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
“Non-versation” – I am totally remembering that.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Classic codger couple crosstalk