Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for October 28, 2020

Loser drinks the Hoo?

Worst origami challenge ever.

The Rapper to pad his stats and show up a hapless team. When I was a high school senior, our football team played a top opponent and we trailed at halftime 40-0. In the second half, every time they got the ball back (which was often), their coach ordered a punt on first down. Was his move class or crass? Final score: Also 40-0.

P1, Milford has a laugher to stay in contention for 2nd in The Valley.

P2, Winner gets to burn down the house.

P3, So the injuries somehow made them older, Marty? Have another drink!

P2- I’m not a lawyer and I didn’t stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. However, that bottle of tasty beverage could be the subject of copy write infringement.

Maybe Central should schedule the Cowboys for an easy win.

P-1: Even against a winless team, Gil uses subterfuge. The Central player attempts to tackle the Milford RB carrying a wrapped up towel.

P-2: Strip Canasta?

P-3: a new Soap Opera: The Young and the Winless

Hey Gil (if you are there this week)! Switch up the running backs to start the second half. The more Central sees the same RBs every down, the more they’ll zero in on how to tackle them.

Tomorrow (or sometime within the next week), Gil brings in Rap to do mop-up duty and just simple running plays, however Rap wants to pad his stats and starts airing it out…hilarity ensues

P 2.5: “….go fish…”

I like how Marty marks on the wall for every day he drinks, calculates it on his adding machine, and gives us the number with all the other game stats.

In all reality , shouldn’t the Volleyball girls get Corina to go to the mall with them and hangout, she’s a guy magnet . Wait, does Milford have a Mall ?

“You cheater!” “That’s it! Ten paces, and come with your best Zippo!”

Corina’s mom sure looks like True’s mom…could Corina and True really be brother and sister?

Swigging Yoo-Hoos and playing slapjack with Mom on a Friday night. Sounds as much fun as anything else in a Covid world.

P 2: “…am I crazy or does that look like a full house?…”

A little lazy on Marty’s hand drawing

What in the hell is going on in P2? They are both holding green…..napkins? And speaking of green, you must be pretty green if you’ve never read Mopped Up Thorp.

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