Hopefully Burl learned something from the movie, such as the difference between s#!t and shinola.
I’ll tell you what, folks. I tried straddling the hose ONCE when I was reeling it in and got flip smacked by the hose-end right smack dab in the ’nads. Go ahead, try it sometime.
Ruthie is right about that being a good report.
Zane’s idea is to make Mr. Brito pay up the $50,000 he owes in overdue fees from 30 years ago when he failed to return “Tropic Of Cancer”. Budget problem solved.
Telephone company workers?
As an NSA agent, Ralph should just take out his driving frustrations on the passengers he screens.
A couple of vegetable Ho-Ho’s and a nice big glass of 100% fat milk sounds like a mighty healthy afternoon or bedtime snack.
Oh yeah….. and a diet soda in a clean cup!
Just hang a pork chop from a ceiling light fixture and he’ll stay focussed for hours.
I’d totally freak out if a black arm under a car took a swipe at me.