Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 23, 2020

why even bother complaining to a cashier?

Tony’s QOTD: What’s your brand?

I can’t say. I might get in trouble with Mr Whipple.

My behind does not care!!!

I like any brand that doesn’t want to stick around after the paperwork is done.

When everything went crazy and our store could not get enough toilet paper, we got in an enormous shipment of single rolls

Marked down 3 for a dollar, low quality but I bought some for back up

We’ve been getting in lots of product, but no one dares believe the supply chain is ready for the holiday season this year

That is, if we have a holiday season

I hope it’s just recycled paper, and not recycled toilet paper.

The kind that sticks to your shoe as you board Air force One…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwXcZa3LfYY

2-Ply will do just fine, I go by price and the best price is generally a large quantity so no need for a bag but for regular groceries it’s plastic every time as paper tears and groceries break.

Who buys one roll at a time?

With apologies to a famous French queen, “Let them [get a bidet]”. (Please do not target my neck for saying that)

All that cogitatin’ about 1 roll?

One roll??????

Hey! Million Dollar Idea! Lets all use “Waxed Paper”, just rinse it off and recycle it!

They cashier is not gonna help you with your conscience.

I can’t believe Peg let him do something important like shopping for toilet paper.

Plastic? Who ever heard of plastic toilet paper?

Who buys just one roll at a time? Who SELLS just one roll at a time?